Cool for: People on December-long Cheat Day
Christmas Calories Don't Count Sweatshirt
Christmas Calories Don't Count Sweatshirt
Tis the season for zero accountability. Cookies? Yes. Another Cookie? Double yes. Calories? Never heard of them.
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Quick Features
- Unisex Regular Fit
- 300 GSM
- 100% Cotton
- DTF Printed
- Super Combed
- Pre Shrunk
- Bio Washed
- Derby Ribbed Hem & Cuff
- Average Print Size: 10.96W 13.49H inch
More Info
Our sweatshirts are designed for those who want comfort without compromising style. Here’s what makes them a wardrobe essential:
Exceptional Comfort: Crafted from 100% super combed cotton with a hefty 300 GSM thickness, these sweatshirts offer the perfect balance of warmth and breathability. The fabric is bio-washed for extra softness, making it gentle on your skin.
Built to Last: We know you’ll want to wear your sweatshirt on repeat, so we’ve made sure it can handle it. The pre-shrunk fabric resists shrinking after washes, while the durable Derby-ribbed hem and cuffs keep their shape no matter how often you wear them.
Designed to Impress: Our DTF-printed designs feature bold, long-lasting prints that stay vibrant even after countless washes. The average print size ensures your sweatshirt makes a statement without overpowering your look.
Versatile Fit: The unisex regular fit works for every style — whether you like layering for a streetwear vibe or prefer a laid-back casual look. It’s made to fit just right, not too tight or too loose.
Stay warm, stay stylish, and let your sweatshirt do the talking.
Washing Guidelines
1. Washing: Wash inside-out with similar colors. Use cold water and mild detergent.
2. Drying: Do not tumble dry; air drying is recommended. Don’t dry clean.
3. Bleaching: Avoid bleach and strong chemicals.
4. Ironing: Iron inside-out on a low setting.
Order Timeline
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You place your order.
Once your order is placed, we immediately begin processing it to ensure everything is perfect.
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We craft your T-shirt.
Each T-shirt is made-to-order. Meaning each order is freshly printed for you. This ensures there's no waste and you get the best quality. This process takes up to 3 days to complete.
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Our shipping partner delivers your order.
Once ready, your order is handed over to our trusted delivery partner, who will bring it to your doorstep within 5–6 days, depending on your location.
FAQs
Have questions about our products? Find answers to the most common inquiries here.
How does sizing work?
Find the size chart at the end of the media carousel.
Is this sweatshirt unisex?
Yes, this sweatshirt is unisex.
What printing methods do you use?
We use DTF printing.
What is your return/exchange policy?
Please read our detailed return policy here.
How long will it take to receive my order?
Most orders are delivered within 9-10 business days depending on your location.
Are the product images accurate?
We use mockups to give you the best idea of how your product will look.
The Story Behind
Ever wondered what kind of weirdos are behind this? We’re just like you —chronically online, allergic to boring clothes, and fully committed to fun. Want the full lore? It's Mildly chaotic. Mostly fun.